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Tuesday, September 13, 2011
That sick Gloria Estefan, the Queen of Crap
Oh look everybody, it's I was hot in the 80s. My career ended then. I even tried acting but bombed. I let my husband run my career and he ruined it.
Yes, I'm referring to the Cuban American Gloria Estefan whose most awkward moment was appearing on Fox in the 90s in an Aretha Franklin tribute show and attempting to sing -- to outsing Aretha. Appearing onstage with them, Bonnie Raitt wisely chose a more gentle and soft approach and actually harmonized with Aretha. Gloria seemed to think the night was about her, a tribute to her (that still hasn't happened, has it) and that we were all waiting for her to hold those low notes (she can't hit the high ones) in her rumbling off key way.
Gloria, if you don't know, is anti-Cuba. She loathes Fidel, she loathes the government there. She's forever advocating for it to be overthrown.
To which I say, Gloria Estefen, if you hate Cuba so, why don't you move there and give live concerts? Trust me, that would punish everyone in the country.
In the last decade, Gloria could be found cozying up to Bush because she has needs (overthrowing Fidel) and because she's a whore to whomever's in power.
Truly a whore.
And if you think she regrets that decision because of what Bush did please remember that not only did the bitch never call out the Iraq War but she chose to march with terrorist Luis Posada Carriles at her side.
I would say, "I hope she never plays Venezuela," but let's face it, she's not playing anywhere. Her tired career lasted 2 blinks longer than Milli Vanilli. (Venezuela wants Luis Posada Carriles for his blowing a plane full of their citizens.)
POLITICO idiotically calls her the "Queen of Latin pop." She's not the queen of anything certainly not Latin Pop. In the past 20 years, she's made it into the top 40 four times and into the top twenty only once.
"Latin Pop" is ambiguous but I believe Selena would lay claim to the title "Queen" and Shakura would be the only one thus far to seriously challenge that. Estefan's an Anne Murray, a middle of the road artist singing drippy songs no one really ever needed. And singing them poorly. In fact, call her what she is, the Queen of Crap.
And this right-wing Cuban is supporting Barack. Big surprise. She's a whore to whomever's in power.
There's something really sick about people whose whole life is about how they're going to topple another government.
Closing with C.I.'s "Iraq snapshot:"